Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Exams are an examinable exemption to life: My Life in NUS and NUS in my life

Received an SMS from a friend yesterday in the midst of studying in the library: 

Congratulations! 
Good News for all NUS students, FINAL EXAM have been cancelled in this semester. 
To confirm, kindly log on to

Brings out the Rar! in you! 

Lol! 


When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. 

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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. 

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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read. 

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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. 

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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality. 

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